Don't you know who I am?

Ladies and gentleman, fans of the Alliance, lend me your ears. Take a note of that as these are the only manners that i care to fashion you with, or for that matter you all deserve.
Last Saturday night, I achieved my dream. I stood on the biggest stage in Scottish wrestling as a champion. As YOUR T-Division champion(a fact that you all constantly seem to forget). What should have been my crowning glory of the last 8 years of my life, instead found me lying on the floor of a dressing room because a sore loser by the name of Ricky Gibson couldn’t leave well enough alone, after he speared me. I can’t help it that I proved myself smarter than him, and that I showed him I will do anything to keep what is rightfully mine. But he continues to be a thorn in my side, night in, and night out.
But what galled me the most, out of everything I have personally had to put up with in the last 12 months since i found my true self, is that YOU reward people like Gibson for this behaviour. Now, i realise how that looks and sounds, but this is a not personal attack on whichever internet milkbottle-foureyed geek is currently reading this. I speak of every single person in this company, this fanbase, and this country. For whatever reason, once again I have been forsaken. It was bad enough 4 years ago when I was busting my ass for your enjoyment, that most of you were more interested in where my brother was. I once again defend my title, my championship, only to find out that I now have to defend my T-Division title against Ricky Gibson(now 3 time loser) and Lewis Girvan(loser period) in a triple threat match, where i don’t even need to be pinned to lose my title? HOW IS THIS FAIR? HOW IS THIS RIGHT?…………I get punished for winning, and the losers(just because they are your heroes) get their unjust rewards to suit the fans.
Let me spell this out for you so as not to have ANY misunderstanding. For the last 8 years I have done everything necessary to make sure I got ahead in this game. I kissed ass, I took names, I ground out win after win after win. I’ve held the SWA Tag Team Championship on two occassions, I am now in the 5th month of my glorious T-Division title reign(of which I have been undefeated in that time I might add). I have pinfalls on no less than FOUR Scottish Heavyweight Champions(you’re a geek so i’m sure checking stats won’t be a problem). I have better credentials, more experience, and damn it, a right to be next in line than some other so called “challengers”…I don’t deserve a shot at Joe Coffey, I don’t deserve a shot at Eric Canyon, I’VE EARNED MY SHOT. How many men do I have to pin, how many men do i have to injure, how many men do i have to beat before this company will take me seriously? This is supposed to be my year, the T-Division championship being the base of my rise to the superstardom that i have earned in the last 8 years of sweat. But, nooo, this company denies me my birthright because they care about the fans. They care more about the people who come through the door, instead of the one man who built the house.
You fans should take great pride in the fact that the SWA cares about you…because I don’t. Oh I did. Back in the day everything I did in this company, I did it for each and every one of you. I became a puppet of this company’s will from day one and i fought the good fight. Took on the men you didn’t want to see rise to the top. Took beatings every night in the hopes that at least one of you were entertained. Trust me, the irony is not lost on me. Then one day, you all decided that i wasn’t good enough for you…that I just didn’t have what it took to be your champion. You favoured those who took risks, those who pandered to you. And that’s what I did. I CHANGED FOR YOU! I started taking those same risks that others wouldn’t. I listened to your every whim and i fought accordingly. And lo and behold, I ended up just like you all…a loser. And once again you ignored me in favour of others. You looked me in the eye and said “Glen Dunbar, you’re not championship material. Face it, you just don’t cut it.”
LOOK. AT. ME. NOW. I stand before you a champion. I stand before you a man who finally has self-confidence that you, the little people, would deny me. And yet I am still forsaken by all. Sooner or later, SWA, you’ll make a mistake. And then you’ll have no choice but to give me my shot at the big time. And trust me when I say this, more than anything I’ve ever said in my life….I will…..I WILL take it. And in doing so kill two birds in one stone. Because every scottish wrestling fan will have to stand up, look me in the eye and tell me “Glen Dunbar, you are a superstar. Face it, we were all very, very wrong. You are championship material….you deserve our respect.”
And my only response will be a long, long laugh in your face, everyone’s face. Because you’ll just be telling me something I already know.


  1. [Site update] Don’t you know who I am? –

  2. would you like some cheese with that whine?

  3. So, whens Grant Dunbar coming back to cheer you up?

  4. Boo Hoo Dunbar 😉


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